marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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