It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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