How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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