We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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