Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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