so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
And then he peed in my hair
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