If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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