I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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