Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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