ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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