Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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