Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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