He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
