we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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