You just made me feel so damn special
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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