Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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