he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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