Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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