it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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