You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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