We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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