Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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