a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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