was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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