did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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