I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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