Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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