HIV tests are more positive than that guy
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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