Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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