love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
