Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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