i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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