Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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