she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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