Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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