and i looked up. we had an audience...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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