she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think people are normalizing furries
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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