I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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