wrigley field is MILF paradise
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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