If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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