Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Randomize
