Where is the hickey?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
