Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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