What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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