have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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