yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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