how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If I had your ass I would rule the world
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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