wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
