We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
