Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
